TRUMP RALLY CATHETER!
Pee there or be square!  Fight the crowds breathing hot and sweaty on each other, jostling for space, clawing for a sip from the teat of American Exceptionalism like the watering holes of old.  No need to wash your hands if you don’t use your hands.  Be SMirt.

Genuine Fake Product* made in the UAS (The UAS is a wholly sovereign registered Republic occupying 1/53rd of a postal box in the US deportation treaty-free nation of Koala-Koala Taxhavenstan).