NEW 3.75” action figure on 6"x9" card. Can you see him? Look close. Everyone says he's there. Maybe it's like those Magic-Eye things? Comes with real bubble of Whiteness you can use* to amaze your Black^ friends! *Artificial Whiteness not recommended for use as PPE during routine stop. ^We both know you don’t have a black friend, Karen. Stop pretending…
NEW! Real Florida Beach Playset!™️* (Just add water) shipping anywhere in the US of A • Recreate the thrilling excitement, action, and danger of discovery! • Great for anxiety! Don’t have it? You can! • Travel to distant lands without ever seeing land! • MADE PROUDLY IN THE USA by sourcing foreign manufactured parts from low paid subsistence workers or…
TRUMP RALLY CATHETER! Pee there or be square! Fight the crowds breathing hot and sweaty on each other, jostling for space, clawing for a sip from the teat of American Exceptionalism like the watering holes of old. No need to wash your hands if you don't use your hands. Be SMirt. Genuine Fake Product* made in the UAS (The UAS…
