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    • Cave Dweller

      • Subterranean Survivor

    • $10.00
    • Aaawww... Cave Dweller!  Is he smiling?  Who's a cutie pie?  YOO ARE!  YES YOOO ARRRR!!!  He's so docile...  Hey Nancy, bust out one of the granola bars and see if he's hungry. Aww, lookit him sniff at it...  OH MY GOD!  OH MY GOD NANCY YOUR ARM!!  HOLY JE* Set consists of 1 head. Sized for use with 8″ (1:9)…
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    • Cyber Guy

      • Terrible Techie

    • $10.00
    • Born of the forbidden love between a nap craving girl and the snooze button she could not resist... Cyber Guy!!  You would never want photos but he sends them anyway!  Cyber Guy!! See - his robotic right peeper! Feel - the cold touch of steel beneath his skin! Hear - the Postal Employee drop off your mail! Shiver - at…
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  • Dr BrainDr BrainQuick View
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    • Dr Brain

      • Membranous Malpractitioner

    • $10.00
    • Born in the Yawmah Karza system and growing up in an unknown cellular division of the slime gutters on Planet Geltoob, they resolved to leave their past behind through the relentless pursuit of dangerous, vanguard technology.  The knowledge this collection of biomass salvaged from the rubble of those mistakes (and also the event horizon of that one black hole) reshaped…
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  • Gillbert ComboGillbert ComboQuick View
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    • Gillbert Combo

      • Fearsome Fishman

    • $20.00
    • From the depths of the Darkweb Blogoon, Gilbert stalks way out of his league ... with a wanton desire burning unfamiliar in his cold, dead, incel heart.  His floppy fish hands yearn for the warm touch of forbidden fur, or at least someone to change his tank water. Set consists of 1 head plus 1 pair of matched fin hands,…
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  • Mars 3 Head ComboMars 3 Head ComboQuick View
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    • Mars 3 Head Combo

      • Facepalm, V-Neck, & Pimento Combo Pack

    • $30.00
    • Deep in the celestial ether of spacetime live these three amigos.  Do they have names?  Do they not believe in names defining them?  Are they Human or just pretending?  Do they use umbrellas as guns or guns as umbrellas?  Is a collared mumu a bold look, or just the fashion version of defeat?  Find out today!  (Give or take a…
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  • New York GOOD COP Action FigureQuick View
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    • New York GOOD COP Action Figure

    • $20.00
    • NEW 3.75” action figure on 6"x9" card. Can you see him?  Look close.  Everyone says he's there.  Maybe it's like those Magic-Eye things? Comes with real bubble of Whiteness you can use* to amaze your Black^ friends! *Artificial Whiteness not recommended for use as PPE during routine stop. ^We both know you don’t have a black friend, Karen.  Stop pretending…
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  • Real Florida Beach Playset! (just add water)Quick View
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    • Real Florida Beach Playset! (just add water)

    • $30.00
    • NEW! Real Florida Beach Playset!™️* (Just add water) shipping anywhere in the US of A • Recreate the thrilling excitement, action, and danger of discovery! • Great for anxiety! Don’t have it? You can! • Travel to distant lands without ever seeing land! • MADE PROUDLY IN THE USA by sourcing foreign manufactured parts from low paid subsistence workers or…
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  • Skull BoiSkull BoiQuick View
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    • Skull Boi

      • Walking Unfed

    • $10.00
    • At the dawn of creation the Earth's very first Gym Teacher asked, "Shirts, or Skins?" One vengeful rebel spirit stepped upon the cooling magma and called out, "NEITHER!" and thus was born... Skull Boi!  Shedding the protoplasm and tastefully discreet outer wrapper of existence, he stalks the valleys, the caves, and the darkest depths of creation in a never ending…
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  • Trump Rally CatheterQuick View
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    • Trump Rally Catheter

    • $30.00
    • TRUMP RALLY CATHETER! Pee there or be square!  Fight the crowds breathing hot and sweaty on each other, jostling for space, clawing for a sip from the teat of American Exceptionalism like the watering holes of old.  No need to wash your hands if you don't use your hands.  Be SMirt. Genuine Fake Product* made in the UAS (The UAS…
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    • Uniclops

      • Horny One-Eyed Monster

    • $10.00
    • Thinking with his mystical horn and an admiration for minimalism, Uniclops stands alone.  He abandoned his two-eyed, two-horned brothers and sisters to find his own way... Often by touch because TBH, depth perception is sort of off the table. Hunted both for his spirit of adventure and his horn's reported black market medicinal properties, Uniclops wanders the land guided by…
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