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    • Cave Dweller

      • Subterranean Survivor

    • $10.00
    • Aaawww... Cave Dweller!  Is he smiling?  Who's a cutie pie?  YOO ARE!  YES YOOO ARRRR!!!  He's so docile...  Hey Nancy, bust out one of the granola bars and see if he's hungry. Aww, lookit him sniff at it...  OH MY GOD!  OH MY GOD NANCY YOUR ARM!!  HOLY JE* Set consists of 1 head. Sized for use with 8″ (1:9)…
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    • Cyber Guy

      • Terrible Techie

    • $10.00
    • Born of the forbidden love between a nap craving girl and the snooze button she could not resist... Cyber Guy!!  You would never want photos but he sends them anyway!  Cyber Guy!! See - his robotic right peeper! Feel - the cold touch of steel beneath his skin! Hear - the Postal Employee drop off your mail! Shiver - at…
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    • Dr Brain

      • Membranous Malpractitioner

    • $10.00
    • Born in the Yawmah Karza system and growing up in an unknown cellular division of the slime gutters on Planet Geltoob, they resolved to leave their past behind through the relentless pursuit of dangerous, vanguard technology.  The knowledge this collection of biomass salvaged from the rubble of those mistakes (and also the event horizon of that one black hole) reshaped…
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    • Gillbert Combo

      • Fearsome Fishman

    • $20.00
    • From the depths of the Darkweb Blogoon, Gilbert stalks way out of his league ... with a wanton desire burning unfamiliar in his cold, dead, incel heart.  His floppy fish hands yearn for the warm touch of forbidden fur, or at least someone to change his tank water. Set consists of 1 head plus 1 pair of matched fin hands,…
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    • Mars 3 Head Combo

      • Facepalm, V-Neck, & Pimento Combo Pack

    • $30.00
    • Deep in the celestial ether of spacetime live these three amigos.  Do they have names?  Do they not believe in names defining them?  Are they Human or just pretending?  Do they use umbrellas as guns or guns as umbrellas?  Is a collared mumu a bold look, or just the fashion version of defeat?  Find out today!  (Give or take a…
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    • Skull Boi

      • Walking Unfed

    • $10.00
    • At the dawn of creation the Earth's very first Gym Teacher asked, "Shirts, or Skins?" One vengeful rebel spirit stepped upon the cooling magma and called out, "NEITHER!" and thus was born... Skull Boi!  Shedding the protoplasm and tastefully discreet outer wrapper of existence, he stalks the valleys, the caves, and the darkest depths of creation in a never ending…
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    • Uniclops

      • Horny One-Eyed Monster

    • $10.00
    • Thinking with his mystical horn and an admiration for minimalism, Uniclops stands alone.  He abandoned his two-eyed, two-horned brothers and sisters to find his own way... Often by touch because TBH, depth perception is sort of off the table. Hunted both for his spirit of adventure and his horn's reported black market medicinal properties, Uniclops wanders the land guided by…
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