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New York GOOD COP Action Figure
- $20.00
- NEW 3.75” action figure on 6"x9" card. Can you see him? Look close. Everyone says he's there. Maybe it's like those Magic-Eye things? Comes with real bubble of Whiteness you can use* to amaze your Black^ friends! *Artificial Whiteness not recommended for use as PPE during routine stop. ^We both know you don’t have a black friend, Karen. Stop pretending…
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Real Florida Beach Playset! (just add water)
- $30.00
- NEW! Real Florida Beach Playset!™️* (Just add water) shipping anywhere in the US of A • Recreate the thrilling excitement, action, and danger of discovery! • Great for anxiety! Don’t have it? You can! • Travel to distant lands without ever seeing land! • MADE PROUDLY IN THE USA by sourcing foreign manufactured parts from low paid subsistence workers or…
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Trump Rally Catheter
- $30.00
- TRUMP RALLY CATHETER! Pee there or be square! Fight the crowds breathing hot and sweaty on each other, jostling for space, clawing for a sip from the teat of American Exceptionalism like the watering holes of old. No need to wash your hands if you don't use your hands. Be SMirt. Genuine Fake Product* made in the UAS (The UAS…
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